I Like Thickies

You're So Fat Your Epitaph Should Read "Rest In Pizza"

That Coffin Doesn't Make You Look Fat... You Do

Fat Bitches Give The Best Head Because They're Always Hungry, But When They're Dead At Least They Don't Bite

How Do You Fuck A Fat Corpse? The Same Way As You Do A Live One; Jack Off & Throw It At Her

We Tried To Bury You In A Coffin But You Wouldn't Fit

That Spare Tire Of Yours Is The Reason Why We Had A Closed-Casket Viewing

On Your Way To The Autopsy Slab You Killed The Six Orderlies Carrying You

In The Morgue We Thought You Were A Bald Fat Bitch Until We Lifted Back The Rolls

I Like Thickies

That Extra Donut Is What Sent You To An Early Grave

That Xxxxxl Suit We Buried You In Was Too Small

You Weighed 2 Tons When You Died; Gee... I Wonder What Killed You..?!

Too Fat, Too Bald, Too Dead

Emblamed With Chocolate Pudding

When They Weighed Your Corpse At The Morgue The Scale Said "To Be Continued.."

You're The Only One Whose Hearse Had To Have A Sign That Read "Wide Load"

Trapped In Her Jelly Rolls

You Look Like Jabba The Hut. A Dead Jabba The Hut.