Racket Science

How Come The Wrong People Are Always In Charge?

You're Living In A World Of Make-Believe With Flowers & Bells & Leprechauns & Magic Frogs With Funny Little Hats

It's A Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers Or You'd Be In A Thousand Little Pieces Right Now

They're Portable, They're Annoying & They Cost Three Dollars A Case

I'm Trying To Contain An Outbreak Here & You're Drirving The Monkey To The Airport

It's Almost Impossible To Concentrate In This Café With All These Leggy Belgian Girls Walking Around In Miniskirts

God Has A Plan For Me And It Involves Puppets

I Wish I Had Me Some Of Them Miracle Smart Pills

I Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars & I Get To Keep The Underwear

There's Some Milk In The Fridge That's About To Go Bad… And There It Goes

Every Word Out Of Your Mouth Is Like A Turd Falling In My Drink

He Looks Interesting – And By Interesting I Mean Weird