Down With Gravity

Maybe Spending The Rest Of Your Life In A Madhouse Will Teach You Some Manners

My Mule Wouldn't Walk In The Mud So I Had To Put 17 Bullets In Her

You Want Fries With That?

My Wife's Ex-Husband's Grandfather's Bowler Is Now Mine And I Never Wear It

Minimalism Is Not Incompatible With Density

With A Car Like That You Must Be Knee Deep In Whores

Tell The Little Man With The Big Head The Bank Is Closed!

Fruit Pie Salesman With A Whoopee Cushion Living In Witchita Falls Or Wow! If Your Fly Weren't

I'm Going To Cut The Soles Off My Shoes Sit In A Tree And Learn To Play The Flute

Better To Be Early Than Lift Your Leg