Memes, Dreams, And Flying Machines

An Apple A Day, You'll Die Anyway

Can I Be Aborted Even Though I'm 29?

Eating Holograms Of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry

I Saw Something That Reminded Me Of You, Then I Flushed

Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing

Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby

Staring Into The Jaws Of Capitalism And Saying Yes Daddy Please

Weddings Are Funerals With Cake

Whine Moms

Cover Me With Spiders And Gasoline, I'm In!

You Must Be Depresion, Because You Make Me Want To Kill Myself

If The Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs?

King Douche On His Throne Of Loneliness