A Wholesome Life In The Best Of Taste

It's So Good You Can Hear The Taste!

Private Ownership Is An Invitation To Disaster

Upscale Appearane At An Economical Price!

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I'd Rather Spend My Money On More Tangible Excitement

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Good Break More Taste

I'm Communing With God Even While Flossing My Teeth

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How To Stay On Your Emotional Treadmill Without Even Trying

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Do You Care About Having Beautiful Nipples While Playing Around With The Boys?

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You Look Best Under Neon Light

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This Does Not Affect Your Statuary Rights

Down & Dirty At The Supermarché

Where Does The Lovely Smell Come From?

Fielding The Fusilage Of Crap Passively

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Oh God, Please Stay Me A Boy Forever, Please

Perfect For Moderate Traffic Washrooms!

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Do You Wish To Keep A Divine Body For Your Lover Before The Wedding?

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