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Hey Goth Girl, Isn't It A Little Hot To Be Wearing Pants?

A Rhetorical Question: What Do Christian Kids Talk About? (Ex: "God Is Awesome" "Totally")

I Don't Lift Weights To Impress The Bitches. I Lift Weights To Knock A Sucka's Teeth Out.

Three Easy Steps To Digging Up And Reanimating Your Ass, Only To Rock It Into The Ground Once Again.

You're Fired, You're Fired, You're Fired. Goddamn It, I'm Spike Lee.

Girl, Are You Down With Bacteria? And If So, Would You Like To See The Inside Of Our Van?

Oh My God. Omigod. Oohhh My God. I Thought Nailguns Had A Safety.

I'm Pretty Sure I Got My Cat Pregnant

They Say The People Elect The Government They Deserve, But I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns.